Zealandia

Axe falls on Zealandian PM and MP

Rathlyn, HB, Nov 14 – Following a meltdown in the Zealandian government this week, Zealandia’s royal court has confirmed it has stripped the titles, offices, and citizenship of its Prime Minister and a Member of Parliament. The move comes after a two-week-long dispute that reached its peak between Monday and Wednesday, in which the former […]

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Zealandia to open corruption inquiry

Rathlyn, HB, Aug 1 – Zealandia is set to open a Royal Commission into accusations of corruption stretching back several years. Details are scarce at this stage, but it is understood that Zealandian leader Håkon Lindström this evening announced a commission of inquiry is to investigate allegations of corruption levelled at crown officials between 2010 […]

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Zealandian territories ceded to Sirocco

Rathlyn, HB, Apr 14 – Sirocco will tomorrow morning wake up with its boundaries stretched much further with the impending acquisition of Zealandia’s New Zealand territories. Zealandia and Sirocco tonight formally agreed on a document to cede Zealandia’s land in Canterbury, New Zealand to Siroccan control. The Treaty of the Cantabrian Provinces formally cedes the Zealandian […]

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Sirocco reaffirms support for legitimate Zealandia

Alston, NCD, Feb 17 – The Siroccan government has put its support behind the legitimate Zealandia following its fracturing into two nations yesterday. Following a governmental dispute, President Hakon Lindstrom stripped Prime Minister Alex Whitmarsh of his role and called elections himself. This led to the defection of Whitmarsh and other prominent Zealandian politicians, including Bradley […]

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Lindström clarifies political leanings

Stepenavik, Zealandia, Nov 20 – Controversial Zealandian President Håkon Lindström has clarified his political leanings, rejecting the notion of his support of communism and placing his support with democratic socialism. In an exclusive story to the Times, Lindström, macronationally a member of the Australian Labor Party and micronationally of Zealandian Alternative, party of Labour and […]

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Commonwealth Avenue: Look! Liberal Tiana!

Egad! It’s the fall of communism in Tiana! I woke up this morning to learn of tremendously wonderful happenings in one of the community’s most hard-out communist states. It seems Joe Puglisi was hurled out of office and replaced by that Romanian chap we all know and love, dear Ciprian Jucaresti. The communist government which […]

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Commonwealth Avenue: The Merits of Democracy in Modern Zealandia

Because it’s totes unbiased. The December 1, 2011 Zealandian election was probably the dirtiest and most ferocious the nation has seen in a while. On one hand we had the Socialist Unity Party of Zealandia (SUPZ) slamming the National Peoples Party (NPP) for being liars and out for themselves, on the other we had the […]

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